Sunday, March 26, 2006

A Briefcase for Morons

I know we live in a world filled with absurdities, but this crosses the line. Who is responsible for this? They need to be found and fired quickly before more stupidity poisons the Earth. There were so many points along the way to the production of this piece of merchandise that this disaster could have been corrected. Did the person who created the print screen to apply this graphic to the item pause for a moment and wonder where his career had gone wrong? How they could have come to join a company who was so clearly retarded? Just think about it: Someone actually sat in an office somewhere scratching their head trying to decide what sort of screen printed graphic should appear on this small case they were producing. Perhaps they were under a tight deadline. A decision had to made by 3:00p or their job was toast and they'd be back working at Hot Dog on a Stick. It was 2:55p and inspiration still had not struck. What we are looking at here was decided upon at 2:59p. Screw it. Just write "Brief Case" on it. The sad part about it is that it's not actually a brief case. It's a soft side folder for carrying art supplies. The only thing more pathetic than this "brief case" is the person who actually buys one. I love it.

5 comments:

Mark Kawakami said...

This will go great with my backpack that says "Back Pack", my "Cell Phone" cell phone, my "White T-Shirt" t-shirt (though it's actually gray, a poor attempt at irony) and my wallet that says "Bad-Ass Motherf**ker"

Welcome to the fold, Noka

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