Friday, February 01, 2008

Jessica Alba's Neck is Very Long

I have evidence to support that Jessica Alba is not human:


Jessica Alba is most likely an E.T. The above images support this notion. Also, like E.T. her neck length changes with her emotional state.

Calm and relaxed:


Threatened:


Confident:


Curious about the world:


The jury has returned. The verdict: She's an E.T.

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