Douchiest Skymall Advertisment Ever

I like Skymall Magazine. I like it mostly because of ads like this one which is for wireless headphones.


Let's take an inventory of this situation:

1. Pajamas back from dry cleaner, pressed and ready to go...CHECK.
2. Small Ass TV circa 1984... CHECK.
3. Bed pulled so close he could use headphones WITH wires...CHECK.
4. Douche Bag haircut...CHECK.
5. Hot wife sleeping next to him in his twin bed while he-- WATCHES TV? (WTF!!)...CHECK.

OKAY. I think everything is accounted for. This guy is all set to enjoy his headphones. Too bad he's a TOOL.